From Melissa Uhles with Yahoo Voices, “Do you dig doughnuts, prefer pancakes or worship waffles? You’re in luck, there is something for every palate in Portland.”
Someone suggested that maybe Jesus was working in the back there somewhere, but actually, its Mary who's the saint here - the one who thought up the Waffle Window. God bless her! - Andrea V.
I am not sure if I am isolated in feeling this way, but the waffles here are so visually and sense-sually stimulating, that the sheer anticipation of eating them is an enjoyment in itself.- Hion L.
Now, normally, I'm not really a waffle person. But dear Prudence, if I haven't seen the light! - Sylvia C.
If heaven were an edible construct, its walls would be Belgian waffles.
- Natalie W.
When I tell my friends about this place, I usually don't say much, except that it is a nearly life-changing experience. - Lilly G.
I love waffles.
They love me.
We're a happy family.
With a great big bite,
And a nibble here and there.
I want to eat more than my fair share. - Michelle H.
Oh my Jebus... mouth party y'all! - Sylvia C.
Hi. My name is Chrissy, and I am a Waffle-a-holic. - Chrissy S.
The only thing, and I mean the ONLY thing that could make this better would be to have them show up in my kitchen at home every Sunday morning to make me breakfast. - Erin M.
This can be the first day of the rest of your life, too. Run, don't walk. - Diastematic D.
This place is strictly but not limited to absolutely amazing. - Ben M.
Based on all of the reviews for this place I expected something delicious but this was off the charts. - Cheryle R.
I have a vision of my future- and there's a lot of waffles in it. - Sylvia C.
I'll gladly put in more time on the treadmill for that. - Colleen W.
A window to paradise? A window to the outdoors? A window (not a wardrobe) to Narnia? A window that God opened when he closed a door?I dare you to order only one. - Danielle K.
I don't know. I hear it's a window to the Bread & Ink Cafe kitchen, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus is the chef (yes, the waffles are walk-on-water amazing).
Yes, these waffles are better than yo momma's waffles. - Jenny C.
If you like waffles, and love it when someone combines ingredients to make a party-in-your-mouth then you will definitely enjoy the waffles here.
Don't think Denny's, think Martha Stewart meets a waffle.- Travis S.
I am seriously considering moving to Portland....just for the damn waffles. - Marie A.
I want to sleep on a bed of these waffles, with a blanket of bacon to keep me warm.
- Ally G.
There is always a variety of things I can choose from when I visit because their menu changes.
if I want to show off Portland's amazing variety of excellent food, my visiting friends and/or family will love this place.- Cristen T.
If heaven had a waffle window, dear god, I shall be a very good girl and eat my broccoli when my mommy tells me to, not get pregnant before marriage, and never use drugs.
I think this is the last meal I want to have before I die and the first meal when I get to heaven.- Wendy Y.